Ahh too be a Misanthrope Young and Free! or The Great Jerusalem Night Life Shaboozle, part I

"I'm gettin' bugged driving up and down the same old strip I gotta find a new place where the kids are hip" Nietzsche

So seriously, what is there to do around here? Where is the scene? Where are the kids hoppin'? I refuse to drive to Tel Aviv just to go out, and I intend to find the places in Jerusalem where a 27 year old guy can go out, get loose, drink up and lose track of time. And it better be happening, i.e. the place has been visited by an eligible female some time after World War II.